Miley Nude Anywhere Is Always Hot
Since I have a fear of being alone in tight spaces, I’ve done my best to avoid going to jail. My personal hell would be getting stuck in a small cell for 23 out of 24 hours in a day. And yet, I find myself slightly curious about what life might be like behind bars with a nude Miley Cyrus. I think I might be able to overcome my fears if there was a nude Miley Cyrus reward.
Thankfully, none of us will ever have to commit a crime in order to see a nude Miley Cyrus in a jail. Here’s an artist's renderingof it and you have to admit that jail probably wouldn’t be much of a punishment if this was the case. It wouldn’t even need to be the real Miley Cyrus or even a life-size cardboard standup of her, they could simply cover the walls with this pic and prison would be just a bit nicer. You know, they could totally hand out the nude Miley pic when you first arrived. Imagine some gruff, steel-eyed guard handing you a single pillow, a single blanket, and single nude image of Miley Cyrus.
Though, I guess we wouldn’t want to do that. It would make staying out of prison probably harder than it already is. Still, when you need a pick me up, be it in the slammer or out, there are few things better than a nude Miley Cyrus.
