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Aria

Aria (1987)

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  • Genres: Comedy, Drama
  • Directed by: Robert Altman, Bruce Beresford, Bill Bryden, Jean-Luc Godard, Derek Jarman, Franc Roddam, Nicolas Roeg, Ken Russell, Charles Sturridge, Julien Temple
  • Rated: R
  • Home Release: 07/06/1999
  • Theatrical Release: 07/01/1988
  • Home Release: 03/07/2017
  • Country: GB
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Review

What happens when you put ten big-time directors together, each responsible for bringing to life a different opera aria, and collect it in a feature-length movie? You get Aria (1987), one of the great nudie musicals of all time! Scratching your head, huh? Well, move that hand a little lower, for what this movie lacks in down-and-dirty cohesiveness it more than makes up for with a boobiful bounty of young and naked starlets, including Elizabeth Hurley, Bridget Fonda, Linzi Drew, Marion Peterson, and Valerie Alain. We see naked high notes, bare bottom registers, and even some diva beava! Bet you never knew you were so cultured. Liz Hurley hurls a ton of masturbation fuel our way at the 49-minute mark when her boobs and buns come out to play as some lucky dude helps her out of her dress. They proceed to sing nakedly. We can think of several things we'd like to do with a naked Elizabeth Hurley, and none of them involve singing! Bridget Fonda also bares some breasts and butt while smooching in bed with James Mathers. Her body looks simply flawless! A few minutes later, Bridget sits in a bathtub with her man and slashes her wrists. It's sad, but at least me get a good look at her lovely boobs in the process! Marion also gives us a good look at her breasts, bush, and butt in a scene where she tries to distract some body builders by dancing around naked. It doesn't work, surprisingly, but viewers at home will have no problem paying attention!