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Calendar Girls (2003)

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Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer Helen Mirren heads up the cast in the fact-based comedic drama Calendar Girls (2003). When the middle-aged members of a British women’s club need to raise money for a couch that honors one of the women's late husbands, Chris Harper (Helen Mirren) thinks of a fun way to fundraise: they'll show their funbags! Yes, she proposes they pose nude in a calendar that shows the old ladies doing traditional old lady stuff like baking and knitting, fully nude. They do, and the calendar becomes an instant hit, which makes the ladies international celebrities overnight. But the pressure of fame might split the once tight knit community, if they let it. Okay, so the bodies might not be as tight as you're used to, but there's still some great nudity. Miss Mirren had us miring her juggly jugs when she pulled them out, and tries to but can't hide them behind a fruit plate. They're still ripe! We'd lay the pipe! Julie Walters teases with a bit of tush as she plays the piano, while Penelope Wilton might have needed a drink before flashing a bit of kitty and titty while watering her flowers, but we sure liked drinking in that image. Nice can! And the watering thing is cool, too! Celia Imrie's teets are a treat when she tries to, but can't fully hide them behind a dessert. But the best scene comes when all the ladies pose naked, wearing only Santa hats, getting photographed as they sing their festive songs! Our festive dongs sure enjoyed it, since every day is Christmas when we get to see tits! Even if they're a bit past their prime, we'd look at the women in Calendar Girls 365 days a year!