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The two tongue-in-cheek memes above reflect the mixed reaction of most males to the “hot mess” who got off after allegedly killing her kid: “kinda hot” and “so bad it almost makes you not want to fuck her.”
Another online observer, going by the moniker Davsny5 on YouTube, was similarly conflicted: “Casey Anthony is one of the most beautiful, stunningly gorgeous girls to walk the earth. Her eyes alone are breathtaking and her body is exquisite. Too bad she is a cold-blooded child murderer. A psycho, but a hot one at that.”
And perhaps an expensive one? It was reliably reported by BlinkOnCrime.com that “the Orange County Sheriff’s Office repeatedly ran down tips that Casey was involved with prostitution."
Leading to this QA on Yahoo: “Has Casey Anthony Ever Been a Prostitute? It would explain how she constantly had money and always going out to clubs and bars while not working a job at all.”
Judged the best among numerous responses was this: “There were lots of searches on her computer for Escort Services, so in my opinion she was probably one of the escorts looking for customers.”
She seemed surprised when they were introduced into evidence at trial …
… and the sheer numbers and names of the searches were stunning—all from her private account (top left, below)—ranging from ‘Top Escort Directory’ to ‘My Sexy World 4 U’ to ‘Orange County Escorts @ City Vibe.’
Casey claimed the sites were searched by her father George …who, she told court-appointed psychiatrist Jeffrey Danziger, had molested her for 10 years—“disgusting, demeaning, intercourse and everything.” So had her big brother Lee (far right), she stated.
“My first real sex was at age 16,” Casey told Dr. Danziger. “Well, as opposed to anything that was intrafamilial.”
The other shrink who interviewed Anthony, Dr. William Weitz, testified: “She always had a man in her life, I think, for protection and security. My thinking is that she always had a male replacement, a boyfriend, when she ended a relationship.”
“Casey is a sexual woman … insatiable,” responded male supporter Pete Bondurant to her many female detractors. “She only grows more powerful from your scorn. She will be ostracized by you, but your husbands and your boyfriends and your sons will abuse themselves while viewing Internet videos of her sitting in court.”
Even one as brief as this:
“They would abandon you and the trailer you live in,” Bondurant believed, “just to spend one second in her mouth.”
Speaking of which, Anthony actually advertised her prowess online—“I’ve got tricks you’ve never seen’ (below left)—finding a friend on Facebook named Tony Lazzaro (below right), who became her lover “just weeks before her daughter Caylee disappeared.”
Which is right where other followers felt she belonged:
And speaking of the last lad’s plea to “wrap dem lips round dis cock,” we were all in for a shock!
Five years after this meme made the rounds …
… this theme made headlines: “So Casey Anthony Paid Her Lawyer with BJs!”
“A private investigator claimed in recently filed court documents that the Florida mom paid her lawyer, JoseBaez, with sex,” the New York Daily News reported on May 26, 2016, “and that she once ‘owed him three blow jobs’ for organizing interviews with the media.”
One legal eagle surmised “he was working pro boner” … though Sleuth suspects it was more of a quid pro blow arrangement.
Confirmed People magazine: “In a 15-page affidavit, P.I. Dominic Casey alleges that Anthony had a sexualrelationship with her attorney before the case went to trial. He claims that he personally witnessed ‘a naked Casey running through Baez’s office’ when he arrived unexpectedly” in 2008.
Wrote a third source, Hollywood Life: “Dominic also claims that he walked in on Casey in the act one night. Casey {yep, his last name is the same as her first!} said, ‘That night I told her that she cannot allow [Baez] to continue engaging in this behavior. Casey told me she had to do what Jose said because she had no money for her defense.”
The private eye swore under oath that “he repeatedly witnessed escalating misconduct between the lawyer and his client, and the pair had worked out a deal to continue to trade legal services for sex.”
Guess in this case, the ‘V’ sign (inset) stands for ‘Vagina.’
Actually, while some haters hinted that, to paraphrase Will Rogers, Casey “never met a man she didn’t lick” …
… her lawyer lamented Anthony’s attraction to women might prejudice her case: “A transcript from the trial shows defense attorney Jose Baez at a sidebar conference expressing concerns that photos prosecutors wanted to introduce at evidence would make his client appear to be ‘a lesbian’ in jurors’ eyes,” revealed the OrlandoSentinel.
Ironically, after her acquittal Anthony engaged in a series of ‘X-rated online chats’ (below left) in which the newly bespectacled butch blonde (upper right) “reveals she’s bisexual.” According to the tabloid, “the 25-year-old party girl has used the chat room on her supporters’ website to make frequent and blatant passes at both men and women. The source claims Casey flagrantly came on to two female online pals.”
Gosh, who could have seen that coming … {doesn't she look like a paler Jada Pinkett?}
… as Casey kissed off convention by nuzzling nymphos while her daughter was missing and presumed dead.
The message was clear—I mean, she wasn’t exactly speaking in tongues.
But she did tell “online friends that she has a lover twice her age”—who turned out to be landscaper RobHensley {blacked out, below left, as Casey swallows}. Hensley “is an alleged crack cocaine user who has a felony record (below right),” it was revealed.
And it was he who revealed this topless selfie Casey had sent him in January 2012 when they were court•ing:
“I have blocked out two things in the pic that people shouldn’t and won’t see,” RHensley913 wrote on Twitter. “I’m the only one who knows where they came from, so it’s up to you. Waiting for the highest bidder.”
As was artist FranciscoSalimoni, who painted the supposed perpetrator naked. “Would you like everyone who comes over to your house to know instantly what a horrible person you are?” asked The Gloss.com. “Then this Casey Anthony nude oil painting might be just for you.”
And the ‘pearl necklace’ adds authenticity.
Not to be outdone, Minnesota’s devoted Dan Lacey quickly offered “a collection of my nude paintings of Casey Anthony in the adult section of eBay for auction. The paint is thick,” the artist admitted, ‘but gave some very nice effects” (below left). But not as nice as the competing full nude mural rendered by Bo Frank (below right).
Fine art is supposed to “challenge and inspire” … so Lacey promptly brushed aside Bo’s work by doing his own nude of Anthony’s anatomy—inspired by the duct tape she supposedly used to smother Cayley and bind the body.
“This second painting is a new version of Casey looking saucy with duct tape over her nipples. Ooh la la!” is how Lacey listed his latest.
The widely circulated photo of ‘The Murder Mom’ in a duct tape bikini seems to have been photo-shopped.
The draped image below left is real … and recreated in the painter’s patriotic perversion below right.
Yet he seems to have been flagged anyway: “eBay removed the listing for my surreal Nude Mask Disguise painting because—in their own explanation—Casey’s legs are spread (below left) and the image could therefore be taken as ‘salacious.’ Just before the painting was de-listed, it was at a high bid of $270 with 76 watchers and 4 days in the auction to go. To date, I’ve painted nine nudes of her.” Alass, eBay decreed that Lacey and Casey had come to an END.
On Deck: “Getting Off Getting Offers”…
