“For someone who just got acquitted of murder, she’s sure got some killer looks,” Ranker raved when alleged child killer CaseyAnthony walked free six years ago today (7/17/11)!
“Anthony even ranks high on the list of ‘Hottest Women Ever Accused of Murder.’ And the greatest part about the ‘Racy Casey’ case is the fact that nobody believes she’s innocent.”
That’s because she was anything but subtle in her sexuality … one report remarked on “Casey Anthony’s curious lifestyle and mindset around the time little Caylee went missing {for a month before it was reported}. It was business as usual for mom—Casey partying and showing very little emotion.”
But she did show lots of motion—dancing the night away days after her daughter’s disappearance—as well as her lethal weapons.
So let’s conclude our cross-examination of Anthony’s anatomy with Sleuth’s countdown of Casey’s Top 10 ‘Killer’ Exposures:
10.
“Casey is a sexual woman … insatiable,” felt one of her friends {above left, the kiss of death?}. “I’m good at what I do,” she stated to a court-appointed psychiatrist—which included pulling down the pants of a pair of paramours while parading in her panties (above right).
9.
One of her first purchases from the prison commissary was listed as a ‘White Sports Bra Small’ {seams she under•estimated above}—which the inmate was immediately brought to bare by prosecutors interested in examining her ‘incriminating’ ink.
“On July 2, 2008 {16 days after Caylee went missing},” ABC News noted, “Anthony got a tattoo on her left shoulder that read, ‘*Bella*Vita*’—Italian for ‘beautiful life.’” The tattoo artist, Bobby Williams, said she “called a few days ahead of time to make the appointment and seemed happy when she came into the shop.” Which is why the D.A. wanted the ‘B.V.’ marked into evidence (above right). Casey claimed it had a different meaning: “You talk about the beauty in life,” she said to the shrink, “but if you look at it backwards it creates an irony in terms of how my life has turned out.”
8.
Perhaps her most damning display was dancing up a storm just four days after her daughter was last seen! “On June 20,” details Daily Mail, “Anthony went to Fusion Lounge, a nightclub in Orlando, dressed up in a clinging blue-knit dress {not to mention push-up black bra, above}.
“She entered a Hot Body contest—while fondling and grinding with the sexy ‘shot girls’ who served drinks that go down fast.” Which prompted the lawyer she reportedly fellated in place of fees, Jose Baez, to object to the judge: “As far as the pictures of her dancing, there are certain members of the jury that may find this offensive—two women dancing very, very close up against one another. I think that is more prejudicial than probative.”
Though the bumping brunette seemed to be probing between her partner’s parted legs with her thigh … oh my! No wonder Casey’s counsel claimed in court: “I would just lay out our argument that any photos that would implicate or insinuate in any way that my client is a lesbian through the dancing she is doing with this other woman …”—at which point the judge figuratively flipped him the bird (inset), telling the prosecutor: “Pick your best three.”
Sleuth selects a fourth … since who could pass on Anthony’s ass (above right, at rear)?
7.
If he wanted to limit any ‘lesbian’ leanings, Baez could have introduced his client’s deep throating skills with a banana, since a member of the defense team declared in a deposition that Jose had told Casey she “owed him three blow jobs” for services rendered even before trial! Is that what they mean by ‘pay as you blow’?
Anthony admitted later to being ‘bisexual” … and indeed appeared equally adept at ‘eating a taco’ with her girlfriends (above left) as sharing a phallic fruit.
6.
And her ‘dyke-ish’ dining companion wasn’t above going down to service a stud while Anthony sent a sign to his cuckolded consort. “Note how he didn’t let Casey chomp his sausage?” blogged a buddy of the pair. “Smartest move he’s ever made. Those teeth could shave a carrot.”
5.
Largely lost in Dr. Danziger’s ‘personality test’ performed for the court was that the defendant had “an entirely normal profile in all areas except one—that being an elevated MF for male/female scale, which would suggest she’s a bit of a tomboy … or that she has interests that are stereotypically male.” Such as a fondness for females.
Particularly when it came to her longtime lesbian love, according to inside•hers, a tongue-pierced provocateur named Annie (above), who was actually Caylee’s babysitter when mom went out. Prosecutors were prohibited from pursing the relationship in court, but believed that Annie was on Anthony’s mind when she hastily had to tell police her child had been abducted by a non-existent nanny named Zanny {rhymes with Annie}.
And it was Annie whose fanny she was fondling at this Halloween party when Caylee was 14 months old. “Accused murderer Casey Anthony showed her wild side while having the time of her life,” Radar reported after her arrest. “These photos show her dressed as a sexy casino waitress and making out passionately with a woman decked out in an umpire’s outfit” (above left). Perhaps ‘backfield in motion’ is the penalty they’re calling (above rt.)!
“This wasn’t just a quick kiss,” said an eyewitness at the bawdy bash. “Casey and the other girl were really making out like a guy and a girl would. At one point, another of Casey’s girlfriends joined in and all three of them were making out (lower left above). Later, Casey—who’d been downing one beer after another, backed up suggestively into one male partygoer and was rubbing her butt on him (bottom right above).
“Casey then got on the floor on her back and the girl in the umpire outfit stood over her dancing with legs spread wide”—as Anthony reached for the regions beneath her mate’s miniskirt. While licking a lolly …
4.
“Until she does an actual nude,” observed Every Joe.com, “we’ll have to settle for clothed pictures of Casey Anthony’s boobs. Again, that’s not a horrible thing.” Especially when her all-natural ‘sweater meat’ is encased in a barely-there natural bra. Her hip tattoo, BTW, is a trio of ‘cherry’ blossoms.
3.
“She may be one of the world’s most hated women,” wrote the National Enquirer in 2013, “but there’s a twisted fascination with her.” And she didn’t seem to hate it when a hunk twisted her hooter (above left). “Casey seemed like a fun party girl,” felt Clint House—one of the four guys she “moved in with for the month” her daughter was missing “She would come home sometimes and be drunk,” echoed fellow flatmate Cameron Campana. And sometimes missing her top.
2.
“While you are home … watching Ellen Spanking Dr. Phil,” her loyal friend and fan Pete Bondurant dissed one distaff detractor, “your man will be rubbing his oiled, bald head on Casey’s bountiful bare breasts.” Revealed for the only time ever in this wicked selfie sent to a twice-her-age bald boyfriend in early 2012.
1.
Casey and lesbian love Annie the Nanny toast their selection as the #1 ‘Killer’ image of tempting ‘Tot Mom’ (above left). “Caylee would be 12 right now,” Anthony reflects. “And she would be a total badass.” Mom’s third tattoo is a shamrock right above her lucky and luscious one!
“I understand the reasons people feel about me,” Casey concludes. “I understand why people have the opinions they do.” Such as about this seriously baaad ass that should END all debate.
