Who Cares What The Festival Is About?

Every year the Coachella Festival brings out some of the hottest people the planet, wearing little to no clothing to… to… you know. Alright, I have no idea what Coachella is for. Is it like Burning Man? Are their bands? Movies? I don’t know, it’s something I haven’t put much thought into it because, for me, it’s always been about the hotties looking hot.  

And this year’s festival is living up to the hype of previous years and previous hotties. Those in attendance brought their A-game when it came to showing off some skin. In my humble opinion the best dressed, and by “best” I mean least dressed celebrities attending Coachella were Paris Hilton, Ariel Winter, Olivia Culpo, Jourdan Dunn, Kylie Jenner, Jordyn Woods, and Rachel McCord. I don’t know if I can narrow the field down from there. These ladies are the cream of the cleavage-baring, ass-showing, barely dressed ladies of the festival. And besides festivals are all about the masses and Coachella is no different… I think. I don’t know, it could all be about some artist named Steve Coachella or something.  

So you and I will get to go to Coachella and see the bands or artists or movies or whatever happens there. But we will get to see Paris Hilton, Ariel Winter, Olivia Culpo, Jourdan Dunn, Kylie Jenner, Jordyn Woods, and Rachel McCord looking super sexy and that sounds way more fun to me.

Via Splash News