Fresh Faces Are Great, But Debby Ryan's Nipple Is Better

I have no idea what Marie Claire Fresh Faces is actually honoring. It sounds like an award show honoring new faces in the world of modeling and entertainment, or maybe it’s some kind of scholarship for fashion students, but if they are giving out awards I hope they give Best Nip Slip to Debby Ryan.

I totally thought about doing some research into this Fresh Faces thing, but ultimately decided against it. Not because I don’t want to know, but I’d rather spend my time staring at Debby Ryan’s nipple. Sure, knowledge is power, but nipples are awesome. I feel I made the right decision and will stand by it until the end of time. And can I also say that for a top that appears to have a lot of different pieces of fabric it really doesn’t cover much of anything. Debby Ryan is rocking some pretty sweet cleavage—which on its own would have been wonderful—but toss in a nip slip and things just keep getting better and better.

Whatever or whomever the people at Marie Claire are honoring or awarding or just having a party for, I hope they take the time to appreciate Debby Ryan’s awesome nip slip. Fresh Faces come and go, but nip slips are forever.