Four Rooms (1995)

The anthology film Four Rooms (1995) features four stories; four directors (Allison Anders, Alexandre Rockwell, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez); and four breasts (thanks to the two pair supplied by Sammi Davis and Ione Skye). Set in a fictional Los Angeles hotel on New Year’s Eve, the R rated flick’s vignettes are connected by a bellhop (Tim Roth). Of course, audience members will be hopping when they get a gander at Ms. Davis and Ms. Sky’s shirtless portrayals of witches in “The Missing Ingredient”. Booby, booby, toil and trouble, the only thing missing on these bewitching beauties are their clothes! Not to be outdone, a topless Kiva (Alicia Witt) covers her nipples up with electrical tape. Ouch! The black comedy also includes views of Marisa Tomei, Jennifer Beals, Valeria Golino, Lili Taylor, Kathy Griffin, Tamlyn Tomita, Patricia Vonne, and Madonna in her Golden Raspberry Award-winning turn for Worst Supporting Actress (beating out Gina Gershon and Lin Tucci in Showgirls). Even though Four Rooms was panned by the critics, Mr. Skin gives it two thumbs (and another part of the anatomy) way up! If that doesn’t make you want to check the movie out, please be advised that Salma Hayek flaunts her fab figure in “The Misbehaver” segment. You wouldn’t want to miss out on that, now would you? The luscious Latina is seen briefly on TV in her briefs as a boy watches her dance in an itsy bitsy teeny weeny leopard-print bikini. No doubt, the image will bring out your animal instincts!