Greeting, Earthlings, and happy Friday! One of our favorite porn sites is running a kick-ass deal (and no, it's not an April Fools joke) that ends on Monday, and we think it might just sweeten your weekend. HardX, home to acclaimed, AVN-ruling director Mason, features tons of the biggest, baddest, best porn stars around in gonzo scenes shot in HD, and you can get it for $9.99/month. That's like Netflix, except way more interesting.

Let's face it, you don't like the Great British Baking Show anyway. There's even a $1 trial, should you need to dip your toes in the pool of ecstasy first. Head over to HardX and snag this deal over the weekend before it's too late!