I Hate To Imply, But I Love Briana Evigan's Ass
I try never to imply tone or subtext or anything when to it comes emails or text or social media postings. You're never really sure how or what someone is truly saying so it’s best to avoid implying anything. Yet, when Briana Evigan posts a pic on Instagram of her fantastic ass and declares it “booty week” I can’t help but imply she’s going to be showing her wonderful rear end for the next week.
Just to make sure we are all on the same page, here is what she posted along with this incredible butt pic:
It's about to be booty and leg week! Next week on #brianatellsall we will be running together! So get those legs ready. Fit tip for the week: small portions for food, 100 squats a day for 1 week to prep you. You up for the challenge? (No video this week due to the election) stay tuned.
So, I take it that means that for the next week Instagram will be filled with sexy pictures of Briana Evigan’s ass, right? We are going to get to see a video of her doing 100 squats, right? The video doesn’t have to be real time, it can totally be sped up to save time. Look, I don’t want to put words into Briana Evigan’s mouth, but I have to say that I’m starting to get excited about next week.
This weekend is going to go by so damn slow now because all I want to do is get to the week of Briana Evigan’s ass. I really hope I’m not reading too much into her words, but when it comes to the ass of Briana Evigan I think we always want more.
