Of Course She's #1 On Maxim's Hot 100
The sky is blue, water is wet, and the largest snowflake ever recorded in history measures 15 inches from top to bottom. These are just facts, things we all agree on. While it seems more and more these days like there are fewer facts we agree on, thank goodness we have Hailey Baldwin. We can all agree that Maxim giving her the #1 spot on their Hot 100 is perfect because Hailey Baldwin is hot. That’s a fact.
Now, I enjoy a good debate as much as the next man, and we could go back and forth on what defines hotness, but there really isn’t any debating about Hailey Baldwin’s hotness. She just might be the hottest person on the planet right now. Yes, I would agree that there are other hot people on the planet, but the fact is Hailey Baldwin is the Queen of the Hotties. Maxim should give her a crown or something. Maybe even throw her a parade. How great would be to watch a bunch of floats dedicated to Hailey Baldwin’s hotness moving down the street at a low rate of speed? The answer is: pretty damn awesome.
So the next time you are in a fierce debate over something and you know the conversation is about to turn friends into enemies, look at the other person and say; “Hey, how about that Hailey Baldwin? She’s super hot!” and all will be forgiven. You can’t argue facts and the fact is Hailey Baldwin is really super sexy!
