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When Does Jennifer Aniston Not Have Pokies?

I don’t know if there’s a word for something that is always there, but we've all noticed how often Jennifer Aniston’s nipples show up. They are my constant. They show up a lot, like in almost everything she’s done. It’s kind of crazy, but I guess it’s because they’ve been pointing at us since Friends that I’m not used to seeing her without pokies.

As I flipped through her film and television career the one thing that has always been there are her nipples. No matter what type of role in what type of movie, odds are Jennifer Aniston’s nipples have made an appearance as well. Someone recently called her the “OG of the #FreeTheNipple movement” and this is how she responded:

Yeah, I don’t know what to say about that! It’s just one of those things, I guess. I wear a bra, I don’t know what to tell ya! And I don’t know why we’re supposed to be ashamed of them—it’s just the way my breasts are! But hey, OG, I’m not going to complain!

No one is going to complain, Jennifer Aniston. Though, maybe it’s time to really and truly free the nipple. We'd all love to see Jennifer Aniston nude, topless in a clear well lit scene, and let the world get to see the unobstructed nipples that we’ve known were there from back in the day.