Kate Perry Really Does Have The Finest Cleavage
Whenever I watch an awards show, I expect to see a few things: a celebrity who doesn’t really want to be there, a celebrity pretending they don’t want to be there, and Katy Perry’s cleavage. The first two I can do without, but Katy Perry’s cleavage is the only reason I ever tune in to those incessant red carpet shows.
I know we often toss around the terms “greatest cleavage” and “finest cleavage” and “best cleavage in the world”, but when it comes to Katy Perry she really does have the greatest, finest, and best-est cleavage in the world. One can imagine the process that goes into Katy Perry finding the perfect outfit to maximize her cleavage. It’s probably a very long task that requires many assistants, many dresses, many boob adjustments, and many different turns in the mirror before the perfect Katy Perry cleavage dress is found. Then again, perhaps Katy Perry has been doing this for so long and has mastered the art of finding the perfect ensemble to accent her fantastic cleavage that it takes her no time at all. None of us knowhow it’s done, but the results are always perfect.
I know the day will come when Katy Perry won’t be walking the red carpet, no longer showing off that amazing cleavage. And on that day, I will stop watching red carpet shows and look back at all the beautiful, cleavage filled memories we have.
