{Click on Any Image to View It Full Size in a New Window}

“Each year on May 27th we celebrate National Popsicle Day,” explains a calendar site. Specifically, this Friday will be National Grape Popsicle Day—the confection is so popular that two other flavors, Cherry and Blueberry, have their own National Days on Friday, August 26th and a week later, respectively.

Is There Anything Hotter Than a Hot Woman Eating a Popsicle?” asks Ranker.com. “It’s almost impossible for most men not to enjoy seeing an insanely beautiful woman cool herself down by sucking on a popsicle.” Instagram sensation Tianna Gregory from Lake Tahoe—dubbed “Hands Down the Hottest Woman on Earth” by one men’s blog — demonstrates for us.

The confection was invented by accident by an 11-year-old San Francisco lad named Frank Epperson in 1905 {the year before the city was devastated by earthquake}. The boy was mixing water with white powdered flavoring to make soda on his front porch, and left it there with the stirring stick still in it to go to bed. That night the temperature reached a record low, and the next morning Frank found the drink frozen to the stick.

Years later, he introduced his treat at a fireman’s ball and an amusement park, and the product proved such a huge success, Epperson patented the frozen food in 1924 as the “Epsicle.” When his children insisted on calling their dad’s dessert “Pop’s sicles,” the name stuck. During the Depression, popsicles were sold with two sticks so that they could be split in half and shared for the same cost. Today, more than two billion are sold each year!

“Perfect for cooling off on a hot day,” adds Heavy.com, “the popsicle has but one fatal flaw. No man can resist an attractive female engulfing the most erotic dessert in the universe. Mortal man is simply powerless against its gravitational pull. Take comfort in knowing that you can ogle these ladies all you want without coming off like a total weirdo.” Though the ladies might be liable: When the Lawyers Association of Finland put out a video showing a woman savoring a popsicle in front of her co-workers, there were some who labeled her licking sexual harassment!

________________________________________________________________________

_________________________________________________________________________

“Of course it’s sexual harassment,” declared Derek Smith, a prominent U.S. attorney. “Look at her! It’s so phallic!”

No wonder there are T Shirts and Tweeters that explicitly link the libation to lust.

Indeed, authoress Naomi Darvell—editor of Clean Sheets Erotica Magazine—wrote an entire essay on the subject: “A guy I knew, when he was a horny teenager, used to invite neighbor girls over and ply then with all the popsicles they could eat,” it begins. “He loved watching a girl suck one, her mouth sliding up and down its length, the ice gradually dying her lips orange, red or purple. Like watching a slick, cool blow job. It can be downright pornographic.”

Fitting, then, that Riley Reid—the reigning Porn Performer of Year as voted by both Adult Video News and adult film fans—is an X•spurt on the art.

“Ice cream cones don’t offer quite the phallic tease of popsicles,” Ms. Darvell continues. “And the eating of popsicles makes great foreplay material. Be as explicit as you dare—trust me, your lover will get the message.” Why you’d have to have ‘brain freeze’ not to decipher what 36-Double D glamour model Tiffany Bastow, better known as Miss Free Ones of 2011 XO Gisele, has in mind.

“Whoever invented the popsicle was a fucking pervert,” opined movie review site JoBlo.com. “Not that there’s anything wrong with that!”

What would be wrong would be failing to pay more than lip service to this delicious day of celebration by wrapping their lips around 10 of the prettiest practitioners of the art of frozen fellatio!

After all, the off shoot of the popsicle was the mouthwatering Creamsicle…which has its own annual holiday on August 14th!

HEIDI KLUM

KATE UPTON

AMBER ROSE

ANNALYNNE McCORD

KIM KARDASHIAN

JENNIFER LOPEZ

MARYNA LINCHUK – Belarusian supermodel

TORI SPELLING

PARIS HILTON

VICTORIA ZDROK – Ph.D was first to be a Playmate and Penthouse Pet

“If you’ve ever seen a man’s eyes glaze over when a girl {or two} is sucking on a popsicle,” concludes a blogger, “then you know that this act empties their brains of blood, as it races to ass•ist another body part.” That’s just how we’re Oriented…

“Imagining that they are the object of all that lip attention,” the connoisseur continues, “men can hardly think straight when they catch a glimpse of a girl going down on popsicle.” And when that girl is sexy, sleeved London model Arabella Drummond … the END is in sight.