Mr. Skin's DVD Pick of the Week
The Limits of Control (2009)
STUDIO: Universal
NUDE: Paz de la Huerta (FFN, butt)
Helmed by cult director Jim Jarmusch, the crime drama The Limits of Control (2009) stars Isaach De Bankol as a nameless loner. In the midst of carrying out some mysterious criminal enterprise, he wanders around Spain ordering up espressos in cafes where he meets equally mysterious and nameless contacts. The only thing that doesn’t stay hidden is the body of Paz de la Huerta, whose character’s name is simply Nude. And thankfully Paz gets into character and stays that way, walking around naked and showing off her boobs, butt, and bush throughout the movie. If you see this in a theater, you’ll be exploring the limits of self-control.
Betty BlueThe Director’s Cut (1986)
STUDIO: Cinema Libre
NUDE: Clmentine Clari (breasts), Batrice Dalle (FFN, butt)
A French repairman gets a monkey wrench thrown into his mild-mannered existence when he falls for wild child Betty (Batrice Dalle) in Betty Blue (1986). First charming and disarming, Betty’s energy and insane exploits send both of their lives spinning out of control. What will happen when this handyman realizes that no amount of tinkering can fix poor Betty’s blue moods?
Evilution (2008)
STUDIO: BRINKDVD
NUDE: Katie Cazorla (breasts)
An army captain comes back from Iraq with a weaponized strain of bacteria capable of turning men into zombies in the low-budget sci-fi horror flick Evilution (2008). When the zombie plague infects an apartment building, all hell breaks loose as the zombies start running rampant. Thankfully one of the zombies' unfortunate victims is a topless woman (Katie Cazorla). Skingoria galore-ia!
FarscapeThe Complete Series Megaset
STUDIO: AE
NUDE: Virginia Hey (butt)
You’ll wanna plunder the gorgeous stars from Down Under in the Australia-produced sci-fi series Farscape. Captain Crichton of the International Aeronautics and Space Administration is on a routine mission when he’s hurtled into a remote corner of the universe through a wormhole. But forget wormholesyou’ll be more interested in the firm holes of the sexy alien babes he encounters while fleeing interplanetary conflict. Stargate SG-1 star Claudia Black has spheroids that can barely be contained by her skimpy uniform, while Virginia Hey proves that women of color are uniquely beautiful when she exposes her azure alien butt.
Fight Club: 10th Anniversary Edition(1999)Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Fox
NUDE: Helena Bonham Carter (body doublebreasts, butt)
With a title like Fight Club (1999) you know what you’re getting going in . . . sort of. The less said about the plot of this brain-twister of a mind-warp of a head-screw the better. Suffice it to say, the Big Lie is finally exposed! Now, Mr. Skin is more a lover than a fighter, so I’m happy to say that the Big Lay is also exposed in the form of the thoroughly hot Helena Bonham Carter, the sex object of our punch-drunk hero. Horny Helena is such a bad girl that she’s smoking in the sack in more ways than one. Her two skin scenes sandwich the constant fisticuffs, both physical and intellectual, that make this a club well worth joining.
The Heartbreak Yakuza (1987)
STUDIO: Cinema Epoch
NUDE: Reiko Nanjo (breasts)
A hardened gangster’s life changes when he encounters a woman who was his childhood friend and who is now also involved in the underground world of intergang warfare in the Japanese crime thriller The Heartbreak Yakuza (1987). Amidst all the stylized violence, Reiko Nanjo will have you plucking your banjo when she gets topless and shows off her rack-uza. Just don’t let your part break, Yakuza.
Humpday (2009)
STUDIO: Magnolia
NUDE: Alycia Delmore (bush, butt)
Mark Duplass is Ben, a married man who decides one drunken night to make a gay porn film with his old college buddy Andrew (Joshua Leonard) in hopes of winning a contest in the sex comedy Humpday (2009). Ben’s wife, Anna (Alycia Delmore), is none too pleased with the idea and has some angry butt-baring sex with her husband to prove it. With an ass like that, every day is Humpday.
Purgatory (2008)
STUDIO: Navarre Corporation
NUDE: Dolores Heredia (breasts), Ana Claudia Talancn (breasts, butt)
The Spanish drama Purgatory (2008) stars Pedro Armendriz Jr. as Don Julio, an old man living alone in a hacienda that is being swallowed up by Mexico City. To retreat from the reality closing in on him, Don Julio escapes into his vivid memories of past loves. Purgatory is a hell of a time when Ana Claudia Talancn bares her heavenly body and shows off her boobs, butt, and bush.
Rome: The Complete Series Gift SetBlu-Ray
STUDIO: HBO
NUDE: Francesca Berrettini (breasts),Noa Bodner (breasts, bush, butt),Kerry Condon (FFN, butt), Lindsay Duncan (body doublebreasts), Francesca Fowler (breasts),Alice Henley (FFN),Lyndsey Marshal (breasts),Zuleikha Robinson(breasts),Indira Varma (breasts),Polly Walker (FFN, butt)
In the HBO mega-mini-series Rome, Lucius Vorenus (Kevin McKidd) and Titus Pullo (Ray Stevenson) are two fine, upstanding soldiers in the waning days of Julius Caesar. And, seeing where they’re located, they do what the Romans do: eat, drink, conquer, and stage orgies. Rome regularly reveals what lurks beneath the togas of its loveliest female citizens. To watch it is to discover your own hands Roman somewhere south of your Lappian Way.
Skills Like This (2006)
STUDIO: New Video NYC
NUDE: Kerry Knuppe (breasts)
The caper comedy Skills Like This (2007) stars Spencer Berger as Max Solomon, a failed writer who decides to enter a life of crime and entreats his buddies Tommy (Brian D. Phelan) and Dave (Gabriel Tigerman) to join him in his new career as a bank robber. Along the way, Max strikes up a romance with a pretty bank teller named Lucy (Kerry Knuppe). You won't feel robbed after Kerry bares her right boob while handcuffing her boyfriend to a bed. Stick 'em up!
Thirst (2009)
STUDIO: Universal
NUDE: Ok-vin Kim (breasts, butt)
The Korean vampire flick Thirst (2009) follows a selfless village priest (Kang-ho Song) as he volunteers for a medical experiment to create a vaccine for a deadly virus. But the experiment goes wrong, and he turns into a sexually depraved vampire and seduces a childhood friend’s wife (Kim Ok-vin). Kim shows off both of her bloody boobs as the former priest gets his fill of her blood. Nice rackula!
