Former Real Housewives of New York City star Cindy Barshop has taken it upon herself to rid the world of pubes via her Manhattan-based waxing salon Completely Bare, and although Mr. Skin has a well-documented preference for snatchural furburger, who are we to fight the cultural tide?
But this time, she's gone too far.
Cindy's convinced that merkins are "the next big trend" in vaginal decoration, and is now offering two faux-bush options: "the Foxy Bikini", in which the bikini line is waxed bare and replaced with a pubic wig made fromreal fox fur, and the "Carnivale Bikini", in which the bush area is waxed and covered with colorful feathers. The cost for these "treatments"? An astounding $225 for the Foxy and $190 for the Carnivale.
Not to argue with the lady who invented vajazzling, but this just looks like a flock of exotic birds has taken up residence inside the wearer's vag...and call us old-fashioned, but the only birds that belong up in there are cocks.
See Hollywood's fluffiest (fake) muffs on our bush-tastic Best Movie Merkins playlist, right here at MrSkin.com!
