Miley's Take On The Farmer's Daughter Is Sexy
I have always imagined that rolling in the hay wasn’t actually that great of an experience. If you’ve ever been poked anywhere on your body with a random piece of hay, you’ll know they can actually be rather pointy. Then again, I’ve never had the option of rolling in the hay with Miley Cyrus; which if that was an option, any pain would be worth it.
I wouldn’t go so far as to call Miley Cyrus a farmer’s daughter in the traditional sense, but this is probably what Miley would look like if she was an actual daughter of someone who farmed for a living. This mixture, as I would call it, of farmer’s daughter and Miley being Miley is kind of hot. That’s probably one of the things we love best about Miley Cyrus. She has the ability to go from being strange and sexy to a mix of strange and normal sexy to just plain sexy with the greatest of ease. Well, that and the fact that she gets nude a lot is why we love her so. And I mean, a lot. Like she gets nude more times than I can count.
While part of me is a little sad Miley isn’t nude in the hay, I also am slightly grateful. I’m telling you, getting poked with hay is not very pleasant. Thankfully Miley Cyrus being sexy is very pleasant.
