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Monica Bellucci's Hotness Spans All Of Human History

French critic, journalist, and novelist Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr, or JB All-Star as he was known to his friends (not an actual fact), famously wrote, “plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose” or as we know it, "the more things change, the more they stay the same.” Now, we could go on and on about what JB actually meant, but if you ask me he was talking about Monica Bellucci’s hotness.

Sure, JB said that all way back in 1849, long before Monica Bellucci was born, but he could have totally had a prediction that one day there would be an incredibly beautiful woman who constantly stays beautiful no matter how the world changes around her. It’s kind of crazy when you think about it, how different the world is now from only last year, how different you and I are as people, and yet through all this change Monica Bellucci has remained one of the hottest people in the universe. It almost seems unreal, but then again Monica Bellucci’s body is unreal.

Sure, there is something comforting in the fact Monica Bellucci is and always will be hot. We will change, we have no choice, and change can be really scary. We need something to anchor us, to keep us calm, and help us through the change. And for that, there is nothing better than Monica Bellucci and her incredible sexiness.