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Not A Damn Thing

You know what’s better than a nude Emily Ratajkowski? Nothing. Not one damn thing. I can’t think of anything better in this world than seeing Emily Ratajkowski’s nude body.

A nice long vacation, seeing the sun rise over a mountain top, and even winning the biggest prize in lotto history are all fine and well, but I’ll take an image of Emily Ratajkowski without clothes on any day of the week. Heck, I’d give up all my vices if it meant that each and every single day my eyes would see Emily Ratajkowski completely nude until I shake loose this mortal coil. Food: awesome; but not as awesome as Emily Ratajkowski’s boobs. Water, yep we need it survive, but we also need Emily Ratajkowski nude black and white photos almost as much. Air, yep, breathing is great and all, but if holding my breath as long as possible means more topless Emily Ratajkowski, then someone please revive me when I pass out on the floor. Also, get a pillow because I’d rather not bump my head. But if I have to for a nude Emily Ratajkowski, then… you know…

Sure, I might be overselling it a little bit here, I won’t deny that, but you can’t deny that there are few women as beautiful as Emily Ratajkowski. Her nude body is a work of art and the fact that she loves showing it off, well, that just makes the world a little bit brighter, in my humble opinion.