Haven't movies taught us that faking your own kidnapping never works out as planned? Well, director Jeff Byrd, best known for helming Bone Thugs-N-Harmony's "Resurrection" video, never learned that, which is fine. That's because it gives you a chance to see Regina Hall of Scary Movie 2 (2001) in her frilly under-things in King's Ransom (2005), as well as Kellita Smith from The Bernie Mac Show showing off her ample cleavage.