PIck up any men's mag on the stands or open any website and you'll see countless odes to the eye-bugging physical perfection of sexy Megan Fox. Ever since the actress nabbed a starring role in Transformers, her fame has shot through the stratosphere, even though she hasn't yet shot through the boundaries of her clothing!
However, there is one person who does not find Megan Fox and unrelentingly foxy as the rest of us. Her name is Megan Fox. She was interviewed on the red carpet at the Golden Globe awards Sunday night, and she said,
"I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared."
Sorry, Megan. We've looked and looked and can't seem to make out any traces of Hawkeye in your flawless physique. Now just bust out your M*A*M*S and show us the real difference!
