Dear Diary-- today I saw a blonde British lady named Lila Baumann in a softcore movie called The Diary from 1999. I saw her take off her thong and stand bottomless in a white bra, I saw her rolling around on a rose-covered bedwearing a corset and white stockings, I saw her vertical muff-stache getting busy with another guy in a library, and I saw her going licktastically lesbian with both a French maid and in another bottomless scene with a brunette babe. Today was awesome!